buying dachshund: Rules In A Dachshund's House

Monday, December 5, 2011

Rules In A Dachshund's House Review

Rules In A Dachshund's House Feature

This print is formatted and printed to be complimentary to and match 'A Dachshund Bit^h Lives Here.'
It measures 8 ½" x 10" and is printed on heavy parchment paper.
If you want the companion print or if you want a breed that is not listed, contact the seller.
We ship up to five prints to the same mailing address for only one shipping charge.
These prints are of my own creation.

Excerpts from the print:"I am LONG, LEAN and HANDSOME, DASHING and DEBONAIR. I AM VERY HOT STUFF, CHEEKY, with TONS OF PERSONALITY and CHARACTER. I AM NOT A HOT DOG. I AM NOT A WIENER DOG. I am MORE HANDSOME than a Great Dane, MORE INTELLIGENT than a Labrador, FASTER than a Greyhound and blindfolded with one leg tied behind my back, I CAN WHIP A ROTTWEILER. I am a MIGHTY and COURAGEOUS DACHSHUND, DEFENDER OF THE WEAK and PROTECTOR OF THE MEEK."